guy with his own car & a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s mother answers & invites him in.
“Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” she says.
Peggy Sue’s mother questions Harold what they’re plotting to do.
Harold answers that they will just go to the malt shop or to a guide-in movie.
Peggy Sue’s mother answers,”Why don’t you kids go out & screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.”
This comes as quite a surprise to Harold & he says, “Wha…aat?”
“Yeah,” says Peggy Sue’s mother.”We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she’d screw all night long if we let her.
Harold’s eyes set alight up & he smiles from ear to ear.
A few minutes later Peggy Sue comes downstairs & announces she’s ready. Harold escorts his date to the car.
About 20 minutes later, Peggy Sue rushes back into the household, slams the door & screams at her mother.
“Dammit it, mom! The Twist! The Twist! It’s called The Twist!!!!
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how much does it cost to feed and house a duck?
like what do they eat?
how ancient do they have to be before they can be away from their mom?
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Found some duck eggs outside my house, not sure if they are alive, how can I help them?
Found like 8 duck eggs outside my household, its pretty cold out and i’m pretty sure that they are abandoned because the mom hasn’t been around for days…i’m not sure if they alive cause its so cold but I don’t know what to do with them. I place one in a moist area with a lamp bright down on it, but I have no incubator….is there something else I could/should be doing?
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Does any one know how to cook a turducken ? That is a Hen inside an duck which is then put in a Turkey ?
My parents are coming here for Thanksgiving and my mom has always sought after to try it.
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Do you think it is ok for me to get 28 more dogs?
Ok so here is what is happening, My aunt is immagrating to Canada in January 2010, so she said on MSN when she moves here she will stay in our basment and we will get another dog. After we went off MSN I told my Mom that my Aunt said that we could get another dog when she moves here and then she said ok thats good but after five minutes she really said I could get as many dogs as I want when my aunt moves here. And she really meant it seriously even though she has OCD lol. So she said maximum 30 dogs. Huge dogs in the basment with my Aunt, and small dogs up stairs where we live.
Will these dogs get along.
********Upstairs************
Chihuahua
Toy Fox Terrier
Yorkie
Beagle
Jack Russle Terrier
Silky Terrier
Shnauzer
Maltese
Chinese Crested
American Eskimo Dog
Dachshund
Minature Pinscher
Havanese
Papillon
Pug
Bichon Frise
Wire Fox Terrier
Cavalier King Charels Spaniel
***********Downstairs Basement*********
Golden Retriever
Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
Labrador
Rottweiler (dont worry ill get a nice one)
Finnish Splitz
Border Collie
Husky
Cooker Spaniel
Samoyed
German Shepard
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Thats it and will the two groups get along together too, and im going to buy all of them when they are puppies hopfully ill adopt most of them. Also the chihuahua will be the oldest in the group cause by then he will by now be a year old when they are just a couple months ancient. Thanks Alot.
P.S I might be getting maybe 5 cats also will they get along with the upstairs dogs if I raise them together by puppy hood.
P.S.S My Mom is really really ok with this.
Thanks
Haha you rally thought I was gonna do that no way i would be crazy I just posted that to see what peoples reactions would be