Ducks At A Distance

Dating in 1957-It is the summer of 1957 & Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold is a pretty hip?

guy with his own car & a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s mother answers & invites him in.
“Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” she says.
Peggy Sue’s mother questions Harold what they’re plotting to do.
Harold answers that they will just go to the malt shop or to a guide-in movie.
Peggy Sue’s mother answers,”Why don’t you kids go out & screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.”
This comes as quite a surprise to Harold & he says, “Wha…aat?”
“Yeah,” says Peggy Sue’s mother.”We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she’d screw all night long if we let her.
Harold’s eyes set alight up & he smiles from ear to ear.
A few minutes later Peggy Sue comes downstairs & announces she’s ready. Harold escorts his date to the car.
About 20 minutes later, Peggy Sue rushes back into the household, slams the door & screams at her mother.
“Dammit it, mom! The Twist! The Twist! It’s called The Twist!!!!

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Do you know what things people were saying in 1957?

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I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are,
it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.

Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?
It won’t be long before $2000 will only buy a used one.

If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit.
A quarter a pack is ridiculous.

Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime
just to mail a letter?

If they raise the smallest wage to $1, unknown will be able to
hire outside help at the store.

When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would
someday cost 29 cents a gallon.
Guess we’d be better off leaving the car in the garage.

Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it
impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be
wearing their hair as long as the girls.
Can you reckon of some more?

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