Ducks At A Distance

Dating in 1957-It is the summer of 1957 & Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold is a pretty hip?

guy with his own car & a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s mother answers & invites him in.
“Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” she says.
Peggy Sue’s mother questions Harold what they’re plotting to do.
Harold answers that they will just go to the malt shop or to a guide-in movie.
Peggy Sue’s mother answers,”Why don’t you kids go out & screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.”
This comes as quite a surprise to Harold & he says, “Wha…aat?”
“Yeah,” says Peggy Sue’s mother.”We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she’d screw all night long if we let her.
Harold’s eyes set alight up & he smiles from ear to ear.
A few minutes later Peggy Sue comes downstairs & announces she’s ready. Harold escorts his date to the car.
About 20 minutes later, Peggy Sue rushes back into the household, slams the door & screams at her mother.
“Dammit it, mom! The Twist! The Twist! It’s called The Twist!!!!

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  • free_the_frenchfries says:

    ROFL

    ok that was amusing

    May 22, 2010 at 8:29 am
  • cut3ch1k12 says:

    lol…thats hilarious:]

    May 22, 2010 at 9:15 am
  • mizzmi73 says:

    LOL !!!!!

    May 22, 2010 at 9:29 am
  • shrugger says:

    excellent one. lol

    May 22, 2010 at 10:20 am
  • bong bong bang says:

    =D

    May 22, 2010 at 11:19 am
  • madiesmum says:

    that is soooo amusing, typical mum hey

    May 22, 2010 at 11:53 am
  • Chloe Anne says:

    ??????
    ???????
    ???????

    May 22, 2010 at 12:03 pm
  • nerd #5 says:

    lmao

    May 22, 2010 at 12:09 pm
  • Brittian says:

    that was very amusing i cant wait to tell my friends that one.

    May 22, 2010 at 1:07 pm
  • Cloudy says:

    haha….. the times havent changed have they??
    my granny tells me .. go and play rocket (instead of racket for badminton)..these parents subdue dont get the words right …. hehe

    May 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm

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